So I think I’ve unearthed a comical genius…Yes people, my friend from Facebook is back with another cracker of a poker story.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to the stage…’Vince Morgan’…
Hey Alba,
This next story is probably the most embarrassed I’ve ever been at a poker table – it happened in my first year playing poker.
I’d been doing ok, winning a bit and I met someone at the ‘Big Slick’ (poker club in Purley) who invited me to a home game in West Wichkam.
I turn up a bit late and basically sat down as soon as play started. It was only a six seater game sat around a round table.
To cut a long story short, I was really nervous and about 10 hands in a big hand evolved between this Irish guy and the person who’d invited me to the game. Now the Irish lad was pushed all in for about a £600 decision, so he had a long think about it and started talking to find information.
…”Youve missed your flush lad, I’m sure you have”…Staring right at me.
I got a bit twitchy as I’d folded pre flop, so I reply, “Erm…I folded a while ago mate”, thinking he’d made a mistake.
He looked puzzled and didn’t say anything as I was squirming!!
After about a minute he broke the silence again…”Jesus, your pushing me off this hand and you’ve got F**k all – your eyes are giving you away”…Again leaning on the table staring right at me.
Now picture this in a high squeaky pubescent voice, I shove my chair back and say…”Look mate, talk to the guy in the hand with you – leave me the f**k alone”…
When he realised what happened he burst out laughing! He had a bloody glass eye!! He wasn’t staring at me at all! I was looking at an eye that couldnt move and it was locked on me…!! 
I went bright bright red. Worst thing is, is my girlfriend came along and watched me play, to this day she never lets me forget what a fool I am…lol.
Vincey
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