Where’s Wally? He Has Some Explaining to do??!!

I received this text the other day from our resident betting pundit Wally Pyrah…

 

“…At the Dukes Head in Putney filming for a Sky Sports show…The thunderstorms have flooded the studio area with 5 inches of rain and now walking around with no shoes or socks on and pinstripe trousers rolled up to my knees!! Being a media star isn’t as glamorous as it sounds!!!…”

 

Anyway, let’s just have a quick review of just how much of a betting legend/media star he is shall we… J I know the football season is only a few games old but…

 

Let’s start off on a positive…Juventus to win ‘Seria a’…The season hasn’t started yet!…Yes that really is the only positive!

 

Manchester United to win the Premiership…Drew 1-1 with Newcastle United…oh dear!

Aston Villa with a 40 point head-start…Won 4-2 against Manchester City…

Stoke to AVOID relegation…Lost 3-1 to Bolton who he tipped to BE relegated…a-hem, top tip!

 

Reading to win the Championship…Won 1 and Drawn 1…yawn!

 

Leicester to win League 1…Won 1 and Drawn 1…zzzzzz!

 

Rochdale to win League 2…Won 1 and Drawn 1…

Morecambe to win League 2…Drawn 1 and Lost 1…

 

Falkirk with a 40 point head-start…Lost 2…mmmmmm ok then…

 

So then, I think the sooner I write about something else the better….Quick Alba quick!

 

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Free to Enter Tournament…!!

So, if you’re not doing anything tonight (Friday 15th) join me at PokerTrillion.com and play in a $500 free to enter tournament…Click on the banner to my left….(the one with my lovely smiley face on!… J lol), download an account then do the following:

 

1)      Go to ‘Tournaments’ on the left then;

2)      Go to ‘Private’ at the top and then select the ‘$500 Freeroll’, then;

3)      Click on ‘Register’ and then;

4)      Enter the password ‘rome’

 

It starts at 21.00 U.K time and look out for me, my screen name is ‘NANOW’ – Say hi….

 

xxx

Chav -v- Sloane Ranger

Heard of Chelsea or Kensington? Well, I live somewhere in between…and as with most parts of London (and I should know, me and Andy have been house-hunting for about 2 years!) a nice part is quickly followed by a sh*t hole, which is then followed by a nice part and so on…Anyway, most days I’m confronted by what is deemed to be 2 separate ‘societies’ by the people who, well, live in either or. And this got me thinking…(and no! There wasn’t smoke coming from my head thank you v.much!)

 

Both are actually Identical!!…I’ll get either a firebomb through my letterbox or get a writ through the door from some £1000 an hour law firm based in Mayfair now!  They both live their lives in an identical manor! For those of you that have no idea what I’m talking about…

 

Chav = is a mainly derogatory slang term in the United Kingdom for a person whose lifestyle, clothing (especially if fake / counterfeit), speech and/or mannerisms are perceived to be common, proletarian and vulgar. The term ‘chav’ is often used as a stereotype to refer to poorly educated, aggressive working-class youths, but youth and aggression are not the defining attributes of a ‘chav’.

 

Sloaney = Is basically perceived to be the opposite of the above!

 

So, here are why they’re identical…a-hem…

 

Work

 

Chav: He doesn’t work, she doesn’t work. They claim whatever they need from the social.

Sloaney: Don’t be silly. Daddy provides a healthy trust fund.

 

Accent

 

Chav: You struggle to understand it and each sentence ends in ‘innit’.

Sloaney: You struggle to understand it (they use some very long and pointless words) and each sentence ends in ‘darling’.

 

Fashion Accessories

 

Chav: They wouldn’t been seen outside JD Sports without a Pit Bull Terrier or some other vicious dog.

Sloaney: Won’t leave home without a small bald rat looking creature called ‘Tinkerbell’ or ‘Fifi’.

 

Drugs

 

Chav: Yes please and if it is all too much a spell ‘inside’ does wonders for additional benefits.

Sloaney: Yes please and if it is all too much a spell at the ‘Priory’ does the job and then Daddy pays for a further holiday somewhere very exotic.

 

Kids

 

Chav: All named after the coolest movie or pop star at the time…Angelina, & Britney…

Sloaney: All named after something expensive or a member of the royal family…Louis (Vuitton), Chelsea, & Lizzy…

 

Clothes

 

Chav: For him or her white trainers are a must with a McKenzie hooded top and grey baggy bottoms ridinghalf way down the arse, a couple of gold rings finished off nicely with at least one tattoo.

Sloaney: For him and her Gucci slip ons, Armani jeans and Abercrombie top, Tiffany jewellery or Cartier

watch finished off nicely with a subtle tattoo.

Social Drinking:

 

Chav: Cider (from a can)

Sloaney: (Take-away) Starbucks

 

Sex

 

Chav: Yes anywhere! Gravel rash or grass burns (from the rec.) on the knees is a badge of honour and being rogerred by a posh person feels so more satisfying – It would make the other chavs so jealous.

Sloaney: Yes anywhere! Gravel rash or grass burns (from Royal Ascot) on the knees is a badge of honour and being rogerred by a chav would really piss daddy off.

 

 

I know I know, all Italians wear sunglasses, drink double espressos, eat tomato and Mozzarella Panini’s and wave our hands violently around whilst talking!

 

Anyway…

 

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Blondes eh?

So, a pal of mine from Facebook called Vince Morgan, sent me this funny story last night…Listen, I’ve be known to occasionally say a stupid/funny thing here or there…(Andy say’s I have my own type of language called ‘ALBISH’…) but I can’t figure out if the girl in question below is either very stupid or actually incredibly intelligent for even thinking of it??!!….

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“…Hi Alba,

Being an Italian you might like this story – About a year ago I had a habit of wearing an Inter Milan woolly hat to the poker table, it had the club badge above it and ‘INTER’ written along the front….

Anyways, I was playing along in this tournament when I got moved to a new table, I sat down looked around and said “hello” and exchanged all the pleasantries etc when the blonde girl sitting opposite me piped up and said, “Is your hat broken?”….

 

It took me by surprise I must admit, but I asked the question anyway, “Eh? What do you mean?”…

She looked me in the eye and said without a hint of sarcasm, “Well the W has fallen off”… When I realised what she meant well,  I couldn’t stop laughing…!! She thought the hat was meant to say ‘WINTER’!!! Lol!!! Haha!!!

 

 

Ok maybe it isn’t the best story in the world but it made me content that there are still people out there keeping up the “dumb blonde” stereotype :-)

 

Vince…”

How Much Would it Take for YOU to Pose NUDE??!!

Right, next to step up to the ‘Guest Blog’ stage is one of the funniest guys in poker…Well if I’m honest, it’s not really a ‘blog’ as such…it’s more of a Q&A – Actually IT IS a Q&A.

 

Irish poker professional, TV Poker commentator, Card Player Europe columnist, and charity fundraiser Padraig Parkinson has agreed to answer a handful of my ‘different & quirky poker related questions’…So if you want to know how much it would take for him to pose nude in a bestselling Gay magazine (that’s not very poker related is it?!) or who he would include in his very own ‘Guiness Mob’ poker team then all will be revealed later on this week!  

 

xxx (I spoil you lot! :-) )

ALBA CASUCCI…SEE ME IN MY OFFICE!!!

So if anyone watched me last night on SKY Sports 2 in the Ladbrokes European Ladies Championship you’ll know why I’ve been given detention. [Un]fortunately teachers aren’t allowed spank their pupils anymore… L so I’ve been ordered to do some lines as my punishment!!

 

I must learn to re-raise a bigger amount

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I must learn to re-raise a bigger amount

I must learn to re-raise a bigger amount

I must learn to re-raise a bigger amount

I must learn to re-raise a bigger amount

 

That’s it! I refuse to do anymore!!…lol. Anyway, if you did watch it you’ll have noticed that I was actually enjoying myself, made some great plays (even if I do say so myself) and have made it through to next weeks episode!

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Fancy a Flutter? [part 2]

As a kind gesture to my good self, ‘Wal’ has also tipped up and I quote, “some good things” for the Italian League too – I’m actually amazed he knew how to spell ‘Juventus’ being originally from ‘Morecambe’ (which someone tells me isn’t in London!) but less impressed by his pronunciation…”C’mon Alba I know how to spell Jew-ventus”!!

 

xxx

 

By Wally Pyrah –  Director, Square in the Air

Champions League

 

At the beginning of the season, guessing who will win the Champions League is harder to predict, than poor old detective Hercule Pirot trying to guess ‘whose done it’ in a Agatha Christie novel.

 

Suffice to say last years winners Manchester United head the bookmakers lists at 6-1 followed by Chelsea and Real Madrid. With question marks hanging over all three at the highest level.(United still have to get their foward line sorted out without the injured Ronaldo) it could pay to have a speculative wager on Liverpool at 12-1.

 

Last years Champions League semi finalist’s have a useful addition to the squad in Robbie Keane who will act as the perfect foil to the ‘Spanish  Matador’ Fernando Torres. Manager Rafael Benitez is in his element in European contests and with Steven Gerrard showing all the leadership qualities needed for Europe, the ’Reds’  could prove the best value.

 

UEFA Cup

 

In the UEFA Cup, Milan could make up the disappointment for supporters after only finishing fifth in last season’s Seria a but taking the second most prestigious Cup in Europe. The Italian outfit are always slow starters in their league but getting steadily stronger as the season progresses. The 7-1 on offer at present should be snapped up as it won’t be there come September,.

 

Seria a

 

The two Milan’s head the Seria a betting market which starts at the end of August. It could pay however, to side with Juventus ,who after a couple of difficult years, looked somewhere back to their best in a couple of friendly’s in the UK this season. They look tremendous each-way value at 11-2 .

Fancy a Flutter? [part 1]

So listen, as promised (I know it’s a day late but c’mon I’m a busy girl!) we’ve our first guest blogger entry!!

 

For all you guys (& girls) who like the occasional flutter like myself Wally Pyrah, sports betting guru and spokesperson for the ‘Racing Post’, has given us a few of his ‘tips’ for the football season! We should consider ourselves very fortunate – But we’ll assess that at the end of the footy season!

 

Good luck and enjoy xxx

 

By Wally Pyrah – Director, Square in the Air.

If you thought the 30,000 fireworks that went off in the opening ceremony in Beijing was explosive, wait until the new Premiership season kicks off at 3.00p.m on Saturday afternoon.

 

 

The Premiership is broadcast to 211 countries from around the world, and last seasons worldwide total television figures, were a staggering 4.77 billion people. Now you understand why Premiership footballers are paid exorbitant sums of money for 90 minutes work. The revenue made by Premiership clubs is so staggering, it is completely off the general public’s  radar!!

 

Seemingly there’s  a ‘credit crunch’ in the U.K, but try telling that to the high street bookmakers. Half yearly figures from a couple of the major conglomerates suggest profits are down (too many favourites have been winning) but  turnover continues to spiral. With hardly a day likely to go by without some form of football, either on TV or Radio, the bookies will be rubbing their hands with anticipation and shouting at punters…….”to come on down”  

 

With their promise that you will be able to bet on every eventuality that takes place over the 90mins, be it from singing their  National Anthem to how many players will wear gloves in the match, you can understand why bookmakers will anticipate to turnover hundreds of millions in currency this season.

 

English Premiership

 

Now who will win the Premiership? The punters believe Luiz Felipe Scolari and Chelsea will do so. So much of their hard earned cash has poured on to the London club over the past week, that one hard nosed bookmaker likened the punters, to the hoards of ‘Orks’ clamouring outside the castle in the ‘Lords of the Rings’ and  the ‘goodies trying to pull up the drawbridge!

 

Manchester United, the original bookies favourites, have drifted like a barge in recent days, and despite winning the Charity Shield, continue to be friendless. “Oh Ye punters of little faith” Sir Alex is still the greatest ‘Master of the Helm’ on the planet. With the best and most dependable squad in the Premiership the current odds of 7-4 should be snapped up without delay.  

 

For those who fancy a flutter on some of the novelty bets offered by the layers, take a second glance at the 11-2 offered about Aston Villa “Without the Big Four”. Martin O’Neill’s small squad made a big impact under the former Celtic manager last season, and with or without Gareth Barry, have the right credentials to be up at the top again.

 

The ‘Relegation’ battle is obviously highlighted in the betting by the three teams who were promoted last season. All three are odds on to go through the trapdoor again… but be warned! Stoke City under Tony Pulis are not an easy team to beat at the Potteries and could be another Sunderland. More likely to slip into the ‘black abyss’ is Bolton who just managed to stay afloat last season under Gary Megson. The offer of 100-30 about the ‘Trotters’ not making it again this time around is too good to miss.

 

Finally in the Premiership, it could be worth having a small wager on Arsenal’s Robin Van Persie at 16-1 for the Premiership ‘Golden Boot’. The young Dutchman only scored seven goals in the Premiership last season because of a long term injury. His recent Euro 2008 exploits suggest he is back to his best and he is undoubtably one of the most natural finishers in the game.

 

English Championship, League 1 & League 2

 

In the ‘Championship’ division look no further than Steve Coppell’s Reading who are currently quoted at 9-1. The ‘Royals’ who were desperately unlucky to be relegated last season, have still kept eight of their first team  who played in the Premiership. With the likes of Leroy Lita and Kevin Doyle up front they could prove too good for the likes of Birmingham and QPR

 

Portsmouth manager and keen punter Harry Redknapp  is very keen on the chances of Leicester at 5-1 for Division 1 and the hint should be taken. OK, they were relegated from the Championship last season, but still had one of the best defensive records in the league. Manager Nigel Pearson has some top quality players at his disposal and they should prove too good for the opposition.

 

Division 2 should be all about Rochdale  who just failed to make Division 1 via the ‘Playoffs’ With an average squad age of around 22, there is plenty of improvement top come from Keith Hill’s outfit and they should be great value at around 10/1. For those looking for an outsider Morecambe under Sammy McIlroy fit the bill. At one point the newly promoted Conference team were in the ‘Play Off’ zone until they struggled in the final stages of the season. At 40-1, they could suprise better supported teams.

 

Scottish Premiership

In the Scottish Premier League, I pass on a strong word for Falkirk, who can be backed in the ‘Handicap’ getting a 40pt start. The ‘Bairns’ just lost out to Rangers recently, but their home form will prove invaluable this season, and at 9-1 should give supporters a run for their money.

 

 

 

 

Me, Champagne, and Mick Jagger…(sort of!)

As a ‘bird’ (as Andy likes to say) I actually have a lot of fun doing unconventional ‘bird’ type things. Listen, don’t get me wrong, most afternoons you’ll find me on the Kings Road or in Kensington with my little baby boy (he’s soooo CUTE!) being a typical Italian doing things like having an espresso macchiato or buying a pair of shoes (that yes, I DO NEED!), but I actually get quite excited about risking a little money here or there! It’s probably got something to do with that 24/7 I’m surrounded by gambling in one way or another – I work in a casino – FACT, my ‘FUTURE’ father in law (still waiting for that ring Andy!) TELLS me that he’s a media star and is one of the best known faces in the gambling world – FACT (not sure though J ), and of course Andy uses the excuse that, and I quote, “I was brought up in gambling babe…”, so it’s in his blood – FACT!  

 

Anyway, I do it within a budget, a small budget and no more than what I can afford but it’s quite exciting. Occasionally I’ll go horse racing (Royal Ascot was great – The champagne flows nicely!), I play a little online poker most days and really actually enjoy it, it’s not as boring as you may first think, and at the casino if there’s a football match on then I’m kind of forced to watch it (bloody big screens everywhere!) so I have some fun bets with some of the members there, not for money just silly bets.

 

Anyway, if you like a bet then I’ve got some great, or not so great, news – it depends if they win or not! Read on…

 

The self styled ‘legend’ that is Wally Pyrah has agreed to be my first ‘guest blogger’! Wally cracks me up, for an oldie he’s actually quite cool and likes to describe himself as a ’super-cool’ James Dean or Mick Jagger…Rumour has it that he dances like Jagger but…he tells me he’s an expert in betting and  I s’pose he must be as he’s on the TV and radio quite a lot and YES he is my ‘future’ father in law!

 

Check back on Monday and Wally’s predictions for the upcoming football season should be on here…as long as he’s found time between, mmmmmmm, slapping on the fake tan and plucking out the grey hairs…(careful Wal, you’ll go bald! J )

 

xxx

Be My Guest…

Every now and then I’m going to ask some of my friends to post an occasional blog on my site…They maybe a ‘celebrity’, an ‘expert’ in their field, or maybe just average Joe, but whichever they are I’ll damn well make sure their post will be interesting!!

 

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